XMAS HORROR AT REWIND
Christmas isn’t all about family fun and warm hugs. Sometimes it’s about being scared shitless and screaming in fear! And this year Rewind is bringing the goods. We’ve got 4 frightful flicks guaranteed to make you jump in horror and laugh in relief. Join us on Sunday nights throughout December for our curated selection of Christmas horror films.
Maybe the most notorious of the Christmas horror movies, which created an uproad back in the moral panic 80s, scared kids by featuring an evil santa, and was eventually pulled from theaters. And now you can enjoy it in all its uncut glory! There are killer santas (yes, more than one), some imaginative deaths (Linnea Quigley in particular learns her lesson about being too horny), a mean nun, and a fun twist ending. It's not a great film, but it sure is damn entertaining.
5 year old Billy, his baby brother, and his parents are on their way home from a visit with Billy's seemingly-catatonic grandfather, who snapped out of it once they were alone to warn Billy about Santa, and now a man in a Santa suit is flagging them down on a remote road at night. Oh no! It's a murderer and rapist dressed as Santa, and Billy ends up traumatized in an orphanage along with his brother. As he grows up resisting Christmas joy, he becomes a big, strong young man, and when he's hired as an assistant in a toy store, all seems well, until the owner pressures him into putting on a Santa suit...
A Finnish folk horror action comedy about feral santas, ancient horrors unearthed from their icy tomb in the Arctic mountains, and plucky kids with hockey gear? Heck yes that makes our Christmas Horror list! This is the first feature from the director who later made Sisu (with the same lead actor), and it features much of the same mixture of slick Hollywood-inspired action antics with deadpan, black as night Finnish humor, but with a hefty helping of John Carpenter horror inspiration. And old man dong. So much old man dong.
A foreign company, Subzero, is conducting mysterious excavations at the top of a mountain on the Finnish-Russian border which according to local folklore is the location of Santa's workshop. Local boys Juuso and Pietari spy on them, but leave as the workers start using explosives. Later, locals find hundreds of their reindeer dead, possibly killed by wolves, and head to the dig site to seek explanations, but find it abandoned, a huge, deep pit left behind. A wolf trap set by Pietari's father catches and seemingly kills a skinny, naked, bearded old man, but the man turns out to still be alive, and quite aggressive. The gang tries to sell the old man to the Subzero company, claiming he must be Santa, but the leader of the dig operation tells them it's actually an elf, and as many more elves appear and attack, the truth of what Santa Claus actually is becomes apparent, and the problem can only be solved using helicopters and explosives.
Here's one of the early slasher classics, known for being a big influence on Carpenter's Halloween, and with an unexpectedly star-studded cast, including Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, Margot Kidder and our old friend John Saxon (granted, some of them wouldn't be stars until later). It's tense and weird and seems to revel in foul-mouthed promiscuous characters (this is a very different Margot Kidder than what you're used to, and she's great), the murderer with no particular motivation and utterly deranged behavior is quite creepy, and there are Christmas carols!
A sorority is menaced by a series of obscene phone calls, then stalked by a largely unseen murderer and picked off one by one, as the victims' friends and family try to find out where everyone's gone. A police detective is on the case, and traces the calls, but where are they coming from??
This is another classic Christmas slasher/horror movie, a bit more serious, perhaps, but not without a sense of humor. Starring Brandon Maggart as the toy factory worker who snaps and goes on a rampage in a Santa suit. Oh and John Waters is apparently a superfan of this movie.
Traumatised by an abusive past and various hypocritical present-day occurrences, a youngster dons the attire of Santa Claus and embarks on a killing spree on Christmas Eve.